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Jamaican Jokes: Jealous Jamaican Husband

Jealous Jamaican Husband
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JAMAICAN HUSBAND: Beverly whey yuh deh?

JAMAICAN WIFE: Mi Deh home love.

HUSBAND: Yuh sure?

WIFE: Yes.

HUSBAND: Tun on de blender.

WIFE: (turns blender on) reeereeeereeee

HUSBAND: alright my dear, Mi love yuh

Another day

HUSBAND: Beverly whey yuh deh? wife where are you?

WIFE: Mi Deh home love.

HUSBAND: Yuh sure?

WIFE: Yes

HUSBAND: Tun on de blender.

WIFE: (turns blender on) reeereeeereeee

HUSBAND: alright my dear, Mi love yuh

The next day, the husband decides to go home without notice, and finds his son, Devon, alone and he asked him son where is your mother?

DEVON (SON): I don’t know, she went out with the blender.

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