"The Pigâ€™s Picnic" read in Jamaican Patois. Teach yourself Jamaican patois/patwa with children stories. Listen and watch the video of "The Pigâ€™s Picnic" read in Jamaican Patois. It is a part of the Alphatales series from A to Z. Get the book, follow along, practice and soon you will be speaking Jamaican patois/patwa.