On a bus from Half Way Tree to Red Hills a girl sitting close to me phone rang, she answered, “Barry Honey, I’m in a bus going to Clarendon for the burial, I’ll call you when I get there. Love you”

Shortly after another girl’s phone rang, she answered, “Sweetheart, I’m on my way to Kingston for the Masters Degree Forum, please send me some Credit.”

Yet another woman’s phone rang, she answered, “Orville, sorry I’m on my way to Ocho Rios for the interview, I’ll call you later. I miss you already. ”

A man sitting in the back of the bus suddenly stood up and said loudly, “Driva, stop di bus! Stop di bus to raas! Weh dis bus really a guh?”