A Trip To Country: What Is For You – Part 6
The next morning, as I slowly drifted back into the land of awakening, I thought, Thank God for no morning classes on Fridays! We hadn’t gotten in until after four in the morning, and I knew that Cassandra had had to go to class bright and early. I took my time getting out of bed, […]
Travel Advice Q & A: What’s your ‘must-have" dish when you visit Jamaica?
We asked our facebook fans to help answer a question submitted to us by email: Help answer a Jamaica Travel question from an email we received: What’s your ‘must-have” dish when you visit Jamaica?. Any suggestions? Be sure to see our Jamaican Food Gallery. RESPONSES: Breadfruit with ackee & saltfish – C. Lewis Roast Roast […]
LIVE BROADCAST: Busy Signal Arrest – Reactions on the streets (Jamaican Sketch – Satire)
Popular Jamaican dancehall artist ‘Busy Signal’ was arrested by members of the Fugitive Apprehension Team at the Norman Manley International Airport in Kingston as he disembarked a flight. Busy Signal was said to be fugitive wanted on decade-old drug conspiracy charges in the U.S. He is also accused of travelling on false documents. The reaction […]
Alone, Scared and Betrayed – Memoirs Of An Illegal Alien Part 79
I was lonely. Sue was back in Jamaica. In the last few months before she left we had gotten very close. I think part of it was that we knew it would be a while before we would see each other again. The first week she left she called and we spoke for an hour […]
Live Broadcast: Usain Bolt And Belle Lubica Split – Reactions On The Streets (Satire)
Just six months into their relationship, there are reports that Usain Bolt, and Slovakian fashion designer Lubica Slovak, has ended. With the new turn of events, Boardlane TV took the streets once again to obtain reaction from the Jamaican people. Boardlane TV: Hello, how are you? Did you hear about the latest on the […]
Settling In: What Is For You – Part 5
Later that night, I was about to get into bed when I decided I had better call home. The past little while had been hectic and I’d barely had a chance to speak to my parents throughout orientation. I knew they must be dying to know how I was doing and if I was OK. […]
Live Broadcast: Asafa Powell Speaks: Reaction to Yendi’s Pregnancy (Satire)
Good day to our Boardlane TV viewers, we apologize for breaking into today’s scheduled programming to bring you an impromptu press conference called by Asafa Powell. The Jamaican sprinter has felt the need to respond to the frenzy created by Yendi Philips’ announcement that she is now carrying Daniel ‘Chino’ McGregor’s child. We are at […]
Graduation, Goodbye…The Flirting Game – Memoirs Of An Illegal Alien Part 78
It was time to break it off with Elena. She was getting too controlling and also very “kinky”. I am all for trying new things but she wanted to go into a new area that no God fearing Jamaican man would do. She wanted us to role play. At first I thought it was super […]
Culture Shock: What Is For You – Part 4 by Aisha Scales
But as it turned out, I didn’t have to seek Kevin out. The next evening, after another full day, I managed to escape to Chancellor Hall to visit Jeremy. Walking through all of the guys standing around on his block, I was met with a barrage of mumbled comments, appreciative stares, muffled laughter and “pssssssssts”, […]
Immigration Lawyer or Liar…A Glimpse of the Past“ – Memoirs Of An Illegal Alien Part 77
When my father mentioned speaking to immigration Attorney Joel Cohen, I knew who he was. He had a popular immigration Question and Answer show on the Caribbean radio station WAVS 1170 AM, every Tuesday evening. He was always boasting about the clients he was able to assist to get their green card. He would give […]