The Christmas Story in Jamaican Patois

Christmas Story

Celebrate Christmas and teach yourself Jamaican patois/patwa with children stories. Listen and watch the video of “The Christmas Story” read in Jamaican Patois.

“Olive the Octopus’s Day of Juggling” read in Jamaican Patois

“Olive the Octopus’s Day of Juggling” read in Jamaican Patois. Teach yourself Jamaican patois/patwa with children stories. Listen and watch the video of “Olive the Octopus’s Day of Juggling” read in Jamaican Patois. It is a part of the Alphatales series from A to Z. Get the book, follow along, practice and soon you will […]

The Jamaican Alphabet – De Jamaican Halphabet

Below is the Jamaican Alphabet or in Jamaican patwa/patios “De Jamaican Halphabet”. Read and listen to the “De Jamaican Halphabet” video/sound clip. It was first published in our forums by members as a joke, however the pronunciations are exactly how we Jamaicans pronounce the English letters of the alphabet. Learn these pronunciations and then see […]