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Natral v Derek: What Ooman Want

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  • Natral v Derek: What Ooman Want

    Here are the findings of our survey into who is the most attractive of two jam.com boardites.
    Who do you think is de baddest inna bed, de wittiest inna chat and de coolest inna clothes? Well, here we go:


    <span style="font-weight: bold">Intelligence</span>
    Natral can debate numerous topics, while all Derek knows about is conspiracy stuff.
    <span style="font-weight: bold">Natral 8
    Derek 4</span>

    <span style="font-weight: bold">Looks</span>
    Derek's OK, but Natral, with his super cool Afro wins by a head.
    <span style="font-weight: bold">Natral 7 (15)
    Derek 5 (9)</span>

    <span style="font-weight: bold">Dress sense</span>
    Derek’s suit wasn’t’ all that, while Natural looked fairly wicked in his bell bottoms.
    <span style="font-weight: bold">Natral 7 (22)
    Derek 6 (15)</span>

    <span style="font-weight: bold">Personality</span>
    Natral maintains a cool, calm, level-headed Internet persona, while Derek can get angry sometimes.
    <span style="font-weight: bold">Natral 9 (31)
    Derek 7 (22)</span>

    <span style="font-weight: bold">Worldliness</span>
    Both guys have seen a bit of the globe, but Natral has probably visited more cultural destinations.
    <span style="font-weight: bold">Natral 8 (39)
    Derek 6 (28)</span>


    <span style="font-weight: bold">Transport</span>
    Natral is noted for cruisng around in his crissers, while Derek’s drop-top BM needs a little work here and there.
    <span style="font-weight: bold">Natral 8 (47)
    Derek 6 (34)</span>

    <span style="font-weight: bold">Sophistication</span>
    Natral can impress the ladies with his choice of wine to go with the meal. Derek thinks ‘wine’ is something you do in a dark corner of a dance.
    <span style="font-weight: bold">Natral 8 (55)
    Derek 6 (40)</span>

    <span style="font-weight: bold">Smile</span>
    Natral has a most arresting smile, while Derek’s smile could get him arrested.
    <span style="font-weight: bold">Natral 7 (62)
    Derek 5 (45)</span>

    <span style="font-weight: bold">Charm</span>
    Natral is probably the most charming man on the board. Derek is a bit out of his league.
    <span style="font-weight: bold">Natral 9 (71)
    Derek 7 (52)</span>

    <span style="font-weight: bold">Sausage </span>
    Natral doesn’t have one so he is absolutely no use to de ooman dem inna de bed department. Derek has one.
    <span style="font-weight: bold">Natral -10
    Derek 10</span>


    <span style="font-weight: bold">Total:</span>







































    <span style="font-weight: bold">Natral 61
    Derek 62</span>


    <span style="font-style: italic">Healthy skepticism: investigating what you doubt. Unhealty skepticism: refusing to investigate what you doubt.

    </span>

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    Re: Natral v Derek: What Ooman Want

    wutdahell


    if fi yuh sausage only rate 10 pon dat deh eediat scale u have, nuh ooman naw go want any part of it
    R Kelly all summer long *sigh* <<GRAEMLIN_URL>>/inlove1.gif

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      Re: Natral v Derek: What Ooman Want

      <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Bizi_Oh_Em_Gee</div><div class="ubbcode-body">wutdahell


      if fi yuh sausage only rate 10 pon dat deh eediat scale u have, nuh ooman naw go want any part of it </div></div> yuh nuh si him sey is is 10 out of 10 vs - 10 out of 10
      When its hot in the jungle of peace I go swimming in the ocean of love.....

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      • #4
        Re: Natral v Derek: What Ooman Want

        yes, mi go back go look it ova an si dat is the totals him was a put in () and not the ratings
        <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: RichD</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Bizi_Oh_Em_Gee</div><div class="ubbcode-body">wutdahell


        if fi yuh sausage only rate 10 pon dat deh eediat scale u have, nuh ooman naw go want any part of it </div></div> yuh nuh si him sey is is 10 out of 10 vs - 10 out of 10 </div></div>
        R Kelly all summer long *sigh* <<GRAEMLIN_URL>>/inlove1.gif

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        • #5
          Re: Natral v Derek: What Ooman Want

          so yuh a look pan him in a different light now?
          When its hot in the jungle of peace I go swimming in the ocean of love.....

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          • #6
            Re: Natral v Derek: What Ooman Want

            BOADWL - I ARE WEAKKKKKK!!!!!!

            Good Monday morning laugh

            thanks Derek

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            • #7
              Re: Natral v Derek: What Ooman Want

              BOADWL: An here I was thinking Natral was gwine win by a lanslide
              <span style="font-weight: bold"> Click HERE 4 Info.. </span>

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              • #8
                Re: Natral v Derek: What Ooman Want

                <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Bizi_Oh_Em_Gee</div><div class="ubbcode-body">wutdahell


                if fi yuh sausage only rate 10 pon dat deh eediat scale u have, nuh ooman naw go want any part of it </div></div>


                <span style="font-style: italic">Healthy skepticism: investigating what you doubt. Unhealty skepticism: refusing to investigate what you doubt.

                </span>

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                • #9
                  Re: Natral v Derek: What Ooman Want

                  <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Jazz</div><div class="ubbcode-body">BOADWL - I ARE WEAKKKKKK!!!!!!

                  Good Monday morning laugh

                  thanks Derek </div></div>

                  You're welcome.
                  <span style="font-style: italic">Healthy skepticism: investigating what you doubt. Unhealty skepticism: refusing to investigate what you doubt.

                  </span>

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                  • #10
                    Re: Natral v Derek: What Ooman Want

                    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Bizi_Oh_Em_Gee</div><div class="ubbcode-body">wutdahell


                    if fi yuh sausage only rate 10 pon dat deh eediat scale u have, nuh ooman naw go want any part of it </div></div>

                    Lol !.......they dont call him &quot;chipolata charlie&quot; for nothing.
                    bigger badder and browner !

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                    • #11
                      Re: Natral v Derek: What Ooman Want

                      <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Derek</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
                      Natral has a most arresting smile, while Derek’s smile could get him arrested.
                      <span style="font-weight: bold">Natral 7 (62)
                      Derek 5 (45)</span>

                      </div></div>


                      LOL !
                      bigger badder and browner !

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                      • #12
                        Re: Natral v Derek: What Ooman Want

                        whappen,,,why yu an Derek a follow each odda like pee pee cluk cluk
                        Im not in denial, I just refuse to see your reality...

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                        • #13
                          Re: Natral v Derek: What Ooman Want

                          <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: H_O</div><div class="ubbcode-body">whappen,,,why yu an Derek a follow each odda like pee pee cluk cluk </div></div>

                          Because derek can kill a stone with two birds.
                          bigger badder and browner !

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                          • #14
                            Re: Natral v Derek: What Ooman Want

                            <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Natral</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Because derek can kill a stone with two birds. </div></div>

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                            • #15
                              Re: Natral v Derek: What Ooman Want

                              aye sah mi nuh know why mi come back in yah
                              R Kelly all summer long *sigh* <<GRAEMLIN_URL>>/inlove1.gif

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