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    Absent-minded professor type meets lady for first dinner date. He is nervous and embarrassed that he forgot his wallet at home.

    What would you do or say as the man? As the woman?


  • #2
    hmm...does he live far away? if not, did he go back home to get his wallet?

    or did he remember after the food came and was ready to pay? if so, I guess i would just pay for it. If it was just a so-so connection with him, I probably wouldn't be up for a 2nd date.
    “Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about.”

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    • #3
      He mentioned it right away upon meeting the lady. And he was very embarrassed. What would you have done then?

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      • #4
        not sure

        me gone fi walk and think bout it
        “Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about.”

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Peasie View Post
          He mentioned it right away upon meeting the lady. And he was very embarrassed. What would you have done then?
          him live far ? him did suggest him can go back for it?

          him suggest a change in plans ..jus coffee instead?
          When its hot in the jungle of peace I go swimming in the ocean of love.....

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          • #6
            ​I would offer to pay....simple. **** happens.
            BLACKNESS IS THE PUREST MANIFESTATION OF GOD.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Peasie View Post
              Absent-minded professor type meets lady for first dinner date. He is nervous and embarrassed that he forgot his wallet at home.

              What would you do or say as the man? As the woman?

              This is an old trick if the man does not find the woman attractive. The way to handle it is to excuse yourself go to the washroom and never come back.

              No I have never done it but mi full a mout'.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Peasie View Post
                He mentioned it right away upon meeting the lady. And he was very embarrassed. What would you have done then?
                Oh in that case either give him time to go home and get it or go to a coffee shoppe and pay for it.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by RichD View Post
                  him live far ? him did suggest him can go back for it?

                  him suggest a change in plans ..jus coffee instead?
                  Oh We said the same thing.

                  I guess next time I should read before I post.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Peasie View Post
                    He mentioned it right away upon meeting the lady. And he was very embarrassed. What would you have done then?
                    itt appen to mii

                    running late ann juss reach home wen mii reach mii house da ooman was deer waitinn fimi. picked upp mii coat ask ar fe drive ann putt mii coat inna ar back seat. date was goinn good wen mii reach inna mii pocket ann no wallet. ladee paid ann gawn kinda way. shi drapp mii home ann mii sed good riddance to dat ooman. shi cawl ann leff a message ann mii ignored ar. dat nexx day shi cawl again ann sed shi found mii wallet pon ar car seat in da back ann shi was cawlinn fe return itt. she drop itt awf ann gitt ar bakk da money shi spend. wii joke bout itt butt mii neva cawl ar again aftah dat cah mii neva like oww shi didd gawn
                    I have no desire to take all black people back to Africa; there are blacks who are no good here and will likewise be no good there.
                    Marcus Garvey

                    satire protected speech soo more fiyah

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by RichD View Post
                      him live far ? him did suggest him can go back for it?

                      him suggest a change in plans ..jus coffee instead?
                      He lives about 45 minutes from the restaurant. It was a local pub in university neighborhood and he suggested simple fare.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by RasDivine View Post
                        ​I would offer to pay....simple. **** happens.
                        The lady would agree.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by blugiant View Post
                          itt appen to mii

                          running late ann juss reach home wen mii reach mii house da ooman was deer waitinn fimi. picked upp mii coat ask ar fe drive ann putt mii coat inna ar back seat. date was goinn good wen mii reach inna mii pocket ann no wallet. ladee paid ann gawn kinda way. shi drapp mii home ann mii sed good riddance to dat ooman. shi cawl ann leff a message ann mii ignored ar. dat nexx day shi cawl again ann sed shi found mii wallet pon ar car seat in da back ann shi was cawlinn fe return itt. she drop itt awf ann gitt ar bakk da money shi spend. wii joke bout itt butt mii neva cawl ar again aftah dat cah mii neva like oww shi didd gawn

                          Huh....well I think she could have kept the wallet since you put her on ignore.

                          This has only happened to me twice. One time the guy went home and got his wallet before the date started (in fact he called me when he was on the way and said he would be late). After dinner we went for a walk in the woods and he tried to grab me up.

                          The second time I paid, never heard from the guy again.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Tropicana View Post
                            This is an old trick if the man does not find the woman attractive. The way to handle it is to excuse yourself go to the washroom and never come back.

                            No I have never done it but mi full a mout'.
                            The mature lady is confident in her appearance and to be less than gracious to a walletless-gentleman would not occur to her.

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                            • #15
                              I wonder if this is the same drunken UWI lecturer who caused a ruccus at an Ochi restaurant and then found he had forgotten his wallet. My family went there when my son was a toddler.

                              He was shouting the whole time:


                              "What about the food?"

                              "When am I going to get the food?"

                              "What about the food?"

                              "Do you know who I am? ________, senior lecturer in industrial economics at the University of the West Indies?"

                              Then when he couldn't find his wallet:

                              "Well, when someone can't pay their bill, the only thing left to do is call the police....onoo CALL DE POLICE....call__________, tell him ________, lecturer in industrial economics at the University of the West Indies is here. "

                              I was laughing my head off the whole time. My dad kept saying it wasn't funny...

                              . He was totally plastered. When it was time to leave, he headed for the balcony instead of the stairs.

                              Wonder if it is the same guy.

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