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  • Chrissy72
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    mi nuh pawticipayte inna babbilan sistim. run whey fraw yah wid yuh votin ting. mi set mi dawg pan dem caw mi nuh want nat even di hidee. a soso corrupshan a gwaan inna di sistim, mi ongle tek di likkle wuk addi polin stayshan fi come si fimi self caw heary sey cyaa cyah guh a coat...a soso corrupshan inna dis yah votin sistim...plus mi did want di likkle food stamp fi get rice an cawmeal fi feed mi pickney dem.

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  • Hush Darlin
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    kissteeth caa all u bey do is tek up u chensus fe get de likkle HI-D and wen votin time come roun u noh vote...bun den u dey come run up u mout bout ballat wey noh count wid u cheap storage bax...gwey fraw yah wid ee

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  • Chrissy72
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    Originally posted by Sweetssop:
    [qb] atta dat noh ballat bax u noh sissey dat a storage bax [/qb]
    *kissteet* tap fraw gwaan like yuh nuh noe sey a dem we did haffi use fi ballat bax. Afta "dem" whay so cheap cudden buy di real ballat. Di green bax did get count?

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  • Hush Darlin
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    Originally posted by ChRiSsY72:
    [qb] Unoo nay miss dah ballot bax yah? Time fi re count. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]
    [/qb]
    read wha dey pon de box

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  • Dwain
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    dem ya ooman ya nuh eezi attall

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  • Hush Darlin
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    atta dat noh ballat bax u noh sissey dat a storage bax

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  • Chrissy72
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    Unoo nay miss dah ballot bax yah? Time fi re count. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

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  • Chrissy72
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    Fram I was birtid outa mi madda. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

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  • Hush Darlin
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    see the story yah

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  • Chrissy72
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    Sweetssop, mi didda chry get yuh fraw mawnin pan yuh celli but all mi dey get a yuh machine an mi nuh chat to machine, so mi juss tap chry. Mi hawdly cudda wait till mi si yuh fi gie yuh dis yah peece. Mi si Nunville laws nite dey jrive F150, tap a mi foot bout eff mi want guh fi a jrive out. Mi juss look pan im trait eena im yie an ax im eff im noe mi, bout im want to get fi noe mi, mi haffi ax im di qwestian bout chree more time, den tell im who mi reely is caw im chuly neva recagnize who mi is till mi remine im, bout ow di werl sumall, like im did noe mi fraw somewhey adda dan Juhmayca.
    Knowing me, mi cudden mek im guh whey an mi nuh ax im whey pawt im get dat dey nice veekle dey jrive. Ferse mi didda gwaan nice pan im caw yuh noe mi arredy, den mi tek time ax im bout peeple dung a cuntry till mi ax im bout di veekle...bout im a biznizz man, so mi ax im wha kine a biznizz im inna, im sey import an transport an dey laff. Mi nuh noe Nunville as no biznizz sumaddy, im nat even gat di brains fi run a stall fi sell cigarette an likkle liquor pan di cawna muchless fi guh gat big biznizz. Hear wha bun mi now, dis facety bwoy deggo ax mi eff mi gat visa arr eff mi want fi guh a Inglan, bout im can set up a chrip fimi, mi juss tell im nuh sarry fimi an im go fine imself inna di same prizon cell wid Neville. Can you beleeve dat dutty bwoy, want mix mi up inna im dutty life, effa one ting, mi nuh red yie an licky licky, mi wee gwaan werk mi dalla dalla till mi can reach somewhey, mi beleeve inna werking awd, hanessly an mose impoatant legally...a fresh im mussa fresh imself...im awm mussa dey tink pan im.

    Den guess wha? mi guh jream laws nite, jream sey cow didda run mi dun an mi stawt fi fly, wha dah jream dey mean, wha numba mi cyaa buy inna di lattry? Mi tiad fi chry affa di lattry an nat even eva ketch a free tickit so mi did quit, but a lang time mi nuh jream so mi tink mi dey get a messige, an mi wudden mine be a millianeer...chry seef yuh cyaa sife out di jream fimi mek we share di money...depenz pah hummuch inna di jackpat yuh mite get one tirteent.

    Tawkin bout money, Melba did tell mi she deggo stawt one pawdna nexx mont an ax mi eff mi wha fi come een dey, mi juss tell ar mi wee tink bout eh, she did tell mi fi ax yuh bout eh to, but chue mi noe she an money nuh gree, she lob spen an barrow an beg, mi wudden even jine di same bank she jine ow mi fraid she barrow di money an mek dem run up inna bancrupsy wid my money in dey. Tink a like ow mi did guh jine up inna pawdna wid Panjella mah an she tek ferse, secan an terd han an she was ongle di banka, neva gat a han een dey...all now mi nuh done get mi money, mi haffi put mi mad uncle pan di case till she stawt pay mi likkle likkle...hole awn dey, mi ere sumaddy dey nack pah mi doe.

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  • Chrissy72
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    Evry baddy noe Bev dutty torey. Den yuh neva noe a same way har mah tan? Yuh neva noe sey a so comes har big sista Panzell did dead, mi ere ah mah bwile up dah same blue dey wid ole nail, pepsi an some adda bush an gie har fi jrink, but mi ere sey di belly whay ole, Panzell was 5 monts eena di pegnancy sayka fi dey hide den lie bout how lang she have up di belly. Dem shudda lack up di mah, all di puppa to, caw im noe wha di mah wuzza duh an im did agree wid har, so nuh badda tink mi soprize yah now how di one Bev tek up di trade, mi ongle ope she nah invite adda yung gerlz to har "clinic" like whey har mah used to do, mi swear bline a she did kill awf di likkle gyal who did dead sudden fraw dung a di All Age skool, yuh memba ow we used to ax arr ow arr bress dem get so big all af a sudden? Mi cudden beleeve when mi ere she dead, den wha mek mi more canvince seh a Bev mah bwile up one kill belly poshan fi har is when Bev likkle sista tell dem uppa dem skool sey di likkle gyal was hawty hawty ova har yawd di day b'fore she dead.

    Nuh my man dey whey live craws di pine field son Bev married to? Mi ere him nuh stap gie har bun, a 3 pickney mi ere im get a road wid 3 diffrant ooman, an two dey breed feem yah now, mi nuh rang im, plant im seed yes! caw mi ere Bev she tie im up inna sweet rice an dey boast bout ow she nuh want fi ha no pickney caw arr figa we spwile. She cyaa fool me, betta she tell dat to sumaddy who nuh noe har dutty torey. Nutten cyaa save har caw fi har breedin bag expire, she done out like a ole rawble out crocuss bag whey dey wipe foot pan a doe way. She cyaa tawk no day mek mi ere...bout har figa...an bout she nuh want fi gat pickney. Mi ere sey one day she guh uppa har husban werkplace an dey ax bout hummuch money im get a fawtnite. Yuh noe sey mi an Flemeen a did fren fraw lang time, a she did get di secritry werk uppa di gas stayshan whey di husban werk, she tell mi Bev cum up dey a questian questian an alla dey ax eff none a di baby madda dem dey come fi money, den go tell Flemeen ow arr husban sey im nah spwile har figa so im nah get arr pregnant, aye sah fi yuh fren Bev nuh ez atall. Tell har fi guh dung pan har nee everynite an ax Gad fahgivness fi alla dem wickidniss she duh to har unbawns...she nawsy an juss sick mi tummuck sah! *spit a grung*

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  • Chrissy72
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    Mi soon come back to yuh kayliss fren Bev torey, mi haffi tell yuh dis mi chile as mi an Melba tun big fren an she call mi pan mi cellie laws nite. Guess wha? mi nuh fine out sey Melva an Miss Leena a fawmbly mi dear, she tell mi dem nuh too gree from dem did mek joke outa how Miss Leena sista did bring di wooden foot whey cudden use. Melba sey di sista bring whaa leff foot an addi right foot did cut awf, plus di foot she bring affi attach fram di nee an poe miss Leena foot cut awf likkle below har groin. Har neighba Miss Lolita come fraw Englan di sedd summa an bus out di torey how a teef Miss Leena sista Miss Tanzane teef di wooden foot fraw di haspital whey she didda werk. Melba neva noe wha cum out it as di naybah neva come back inna di districk an Miss Tanzane di guh a Canida guh werk fi some rich peeple. Can bet how she teef milk outa cawfee an di peeple dem nuh fine out, bwoy ebry whey some peeple guh dem bring dem sticky finga doe eeh?

    Aye sah, yuh haffi tek seeruss ting mek joke sometime eh nuh, caw dis izza serruss case but mi haffi laff when Melba ax mi eff mi neva noe sey Neville dey a prizon fi fawjry, teff, kidnap an impersonatin. Mi nuh noe di man but she sey im was pretending sey im was Ely Jenkins, afta im an Panjella big bredda who wassa soljah kidnap di man, sell out di alla di man prapaty an adda values den dem run whey guh a Town. Dem dey a Town living lawge, mi ere Neville him even dey guh a big meeting like imma Ely Jenkins. Melba sey ow dem ketch im is when im mek deal wid wanna Ely Jenkins long time fren fi sell di laws peeca lan dung a di country, di ooman now play fool fi ketch "wise" an stawt to ax whole eepa personal qwestian bout feem Ely personal life, poe Neville nuh noe di ansa dem, so di ooman cawna him an call police an har lawyah pan di brute. Di lady sey she was reely kancern how Ely dey sell out evryting, so she had was to meet wid Ely fi ax him wha reely dey gwaan, fuss look she look pan Neville she noe dat wuzzent har fren Ely, caws di false beard and flour inna him ed fi mek eh look gray neva trick har fi mek she think a im.
    Neville did good to backside eh nuh, mi wanda sometimes effa bwoy dey deal, caws some addi sinting whey im duh an get whey widdi mek yuh haffi wanda.

    Den nex torey yah now, Melba nuh mek mi noe ow di same jrunkie jrunkie gal did baptize an dey luss affa di young pastah. One hell did bruck out inna di church when she guh ketch belly den guh tan up inna church when a testimony time an mek nouncement sey a fi di young pastah di belly, one peeca sinting Melba sey gwaan inna di church, das di eldaly peeple dem haffi pray an faws an ax Gad pawden an chry di Bible an key trick. Dem call evry man nayme inna di districk bawn out har fambily membaz, di key neva shiff one bit, so mi Melba sey a yer same chatty chatty antie bawl out fram rouna di back addi church fi chry di man dem nayme inna har fambily. She sey hell bruck loose inna di church when dem call har uncle nayme, di big foot one whey neva wear shooze, di sed one whey dem call Placatan foot.
    Ten torey inna one, Melba sey di torey neva tap desso, a chue Melba neva noe a who fi gi di belly caw a neva one man dey guh dey, mi ere she even call di Decan nayme an canfess sey a lie she didda tell pan di pastah, one peeca sinting when di torey reach di uncle haze, Melba sey di uncle run dung di Decan wid mashate an swipe affa him neck fi chap eh awf, she sey a soso bad wud di Decan cuss meen wile dey run fi get whey fram Melba uncle. Mississ, eff mi was didey mi sure wudda pass out dey laff, yuh shudda ere mi pan di fone laws nite.
    Now wha yuh didda sey bout kayliss Bev?

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  • Hush Darlin
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    Originally posted by Ctry:
    [qb] me say outta Sweets and Chrissy a dont know which one wussarra to fawt.., [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

    to two nice and fun loving sisters.., [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

    lub unu cyaan dun.., [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [/qb]
    mine mi mek Chrissy get waan false foot fe you [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

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  • sistactry
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    me say outta Sweets and Chrissy a dont know which one wussarra to fawt.., [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

    to two nice and fun loving sisters.., [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

    lub unu cyaan dun.., [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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  • ColeS
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    Compry nah pay unnu nuh mine....

    [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

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