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  • #16
    Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?


    Posted by QK

    Mitytone Di chicken crass di road fi use di tilet.





    Posted by SueSumba

    Redhott/MUSLIMA seh:

    The chicken knows it's place as a Muslim fowl and was walking ten paces behing her muslim cock and he was crossing the road and she had no choice but to follow.


    Posted by Nurse MarieK
    Sabre: It is because the chicken was not happy with his/her appearance and that is why it chose to cross the road, it was in denial


    [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] Oh the memories
    7/5th of all people do not understand fractions.

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    • #17
      Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

      Him crossed di road fi get licked by cyar! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
      JA.com member #946 for LIFE!

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      • #18
        Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

        Brukky
        To get to the dance

        SistahD
        To join the current online discussion

        CEW
        To mediate between christians and atheists

        Accompong
        To get away from the All inclusive resort

        Class
        To get away from its co-workers

        Tropicana
        Because there were single christian men across the road

        J-Kid
        The other side of the road had been upgraged

        evanovitch
        i'm not sure why, but i am sure he had a good reason..that could be the only reason he saw fit to cross it. maybe he just wanted to see what was on the other side, but then again maybe he didn't

        Marilyn

        He thought Jamaica was across the road

        Loops
        He saw a lovely garden across the road

        Sistagirl
        To get to the shoe sale

        Championgal 262
        The chicken crossed the road to get away from her chicks
        7/5th of all people do not understand fractions.

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        • #19
          Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

          Boy Pepper...those are good!!! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

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          • #20
            Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

            Those were too funny. I never saw them the first time so thanks for posting it again.
            Rich people do poor things and stay rich. Poor people do rich things and stay poor.

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            • #21
              Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

              :kissbeak: [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] ROTFLMAOPUMS
              Fear is the lock, and laughter the key to your heart.

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              • #22
                Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

                [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] This was too funny. I didn't see this before. These were dead on target describing the different boardites. Thanks.

                (((Miss you AG.)))
                So Groovy that I dig me.

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                • #23
                  Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

                  Thanks, ((((MsP)))) - great laughs!
                  Lawd, Tigrrr, Iowa?
                  'Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. We are caught in an inescapable network of mutuality, tied in a single garment of destiny. Whatever affects one directly, affects
                  all indirectly' MLK Jr 4/16/63 Birmingham Jail letter

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                  • #24
                    Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

                    Tropicana - Because there was a blonde there, chickens always prefer blondes

                    King Dahjah - because there was an Empress there

                    Marilyn - Because it wanted to get to Jamaica

                    SistahD - Because it wanted to ((((hug))))) someone

                    Boopsie - Because! its! husband! was! there!

                    Q.K. - Because it was looking fi some fine man a Treasure Beach

                    Sienna - Because it wanted to see the real Jamaica
                    Stupidity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results...

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                    • #25
                      Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

                      Originally posted by chickie:
                      [qb] Portmore : di chicken cross di road [img]/forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] a how cum me miss dat [/qb]
                      [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

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                      • #26
                        Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

                        Dese sho are funny...thanks ms.p for the good laff [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]
                        It ain't over till I SING!
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                        • #27
                          Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

                          Now how did I miss these?
                          [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

                          Originally posted by Pepper:

                          Tropicana
                          Because there were single christian men across the road

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                          • #28
                            Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

                            Originally posted by MissMention:
                            Tropicana - Because there was a blonde there, chickens always prefer blondes

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                            • #29
                              Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

                              Notice the chicken stopped crossing the road after he found the blonde? I guess that is what he was after all along.

                              [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

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                              • #30
                                Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

                                Compry
                                To get to the praise and worship service

                                GW Bush
                                To find WMD...no, to liberate the other chickens..no, make that to get the rooster that tried to kill his daddy

                                Yardy
                                To strike up a conversation with some other chicks

                                QueenB
                                To collect the tolls from other chicks crossing the road

                                Ctry
                                Aye sah!!! dat poor chicken ((((Chicken)))

                                Tonic
                                To get away from the chicks that were trying to take his money
                                7/5th of all people do not understand fractions.

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