Why did the chicken cross the road?

[QK13]

Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Originally posted by MissMention:
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Originally posted by Pepper:
[Tonic
To get away from the chicks that were trying to take his money

surely that should be the WHITE chicks who were trying to take his money?? [img]/forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [/qb]

[img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] Mi nuh say nuttin! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[MissMention]

Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Originally posted by Pepper:
[Tonic
To get away from the chicks that were trying to take his money

surely that should be the WHITE chicks who were trying to take his money?? [img]/forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

[Pepper]

Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Compry
To get to the praise and worship service

GW Bush
To find WMD...no, to liberate the other chickens..no, make that to get the rooster that tried to kill his daddy

Yardy
To strike up a conversation with some other chicks

QueenB
To collect the tolls from other chicks crossing the road

Ctry
Aye sah!!! dat poor chicken ((((Chicken)))

Tonic
To get away from the chicks that were trying to take his money

[Tropicana]

Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Notice the chicken stopped crossing the road after he found the blonde? I guess that is what he was after all along.

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[Tropicana]

Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Originally posted by MissMention:
Tropicana - Because there was a blonde there, chickens always prefer blondes

[Tropicana]

Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Now how did I miss these?
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Originally posted by Pepper:

Tropicana
Because there were single christian men across the road

[IrieStar]

Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Dese sho are funny...thanks ms.p for the good laff [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[msportmore]

Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Originally posted by chickie:
[qb] Portmore : di chicken cross di road [img]/forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] a how cum me miss dat [/qb]

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[MissMention]

Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Tropicana - Because there was a blonde there, chickens always prefer blondes

King Dahjah - because there was an Empress there

Marilyn - Because it wanted to get to Jamaica

SistahD - Because it wanted to ((((hug))))) someone

Boopsie - Because! its! husband! was! there!

Q.K. - Because it was looking fi some fine man a Treasure Beach

Sienna - Because it wanted to see the real Jamaica

[igglesfan]

Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Thanks, ((((MsP)))) - great laughs!
Lawd, Tigrrr, Iowa?

[Tigrrr]

Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

[img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] This was too funny. I didn't see this before. These were dead on target describing the different boardites. Thanks.

(((Miss you AG.)))

[sistacaf]

Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

:kissbeak: [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] ROTFLMAOPUMS

[Ensomgirl]

Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Those were too funny. I never saw them the first time so thanks for posting it again.

[Ochigal]

Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Boy Pepper...those are good!!! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[Pepper]

Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Brukky
To get to the dance

SistahD
To join the current online discussion

CEW
To mediate between christians and atheists

Accompong
To get away from the All inclusive resort

Class
To get away from its co-workers

Tropicana
Because there were single christian men across the road

J-Kid
The other side of the road had been upgraged

evanovitch
i'm not sure why, but i am sure he had a good reason..that could be the only reason he saw fit to cross it. maybe he just wanted to see what was on the other side, but then again maybe he didn't

Marilyn

He thought Jamaica was across the road

Loops
He saw a lovely garden across the road

Sistagirl
To get to the shoe sale

Championgal 262
The chicken crossed the road to get away from her chicks