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  • Hush Darlin
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    Re: Manitarin di Call-a-Thon

    Originally posted by untwined:
    [qb] and nobody wanted to hear from me ... [img]/forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] I didnt see the post until Sunday [/qb]
    [img]/forums/images/graemlins/70365-flirt.gif[/img]

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  • babydoll
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    Originally posted by untwined:
    [qb] and nobody wanted to hear from me ... [img]/forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] I didnt see the post until Sunday [/qb]
    no worries girl, it is still going on... go over to GD and it is the first post. If you want to talk to someone just PM them w/ your digits ---seen.

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  • twiney
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    and nobody wanted to hear from me ... [img]/forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] I didnt see the post until Sunday

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  • Chrissy72
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    I hanessly cyaa tek di mawnin shiff supavisa, she too watchy watchy an chatty chatty. Fuss day pan di jab she dey come han out wawnin slip fi sine, watta lucky ting mi did pracktiss fi sine mi name in moe dan one wayz. Aye sah, ah use di signichow whey no baddy nah guh recagnize juss incayse dem go use dat gense mi in any legal fawm. Arrite time fi sekkle een an stawt mi nite werk. Mek mi duh eenie meenie miney moe fi si wich sackit mi fi shub een di ed fone inna fuss...arrite sackit numero quatro...call already minutes in:

    "...mi didda wanda eff no baddy nah guh call mi, mi sidung all day dey look pan di fone fi it ring...it so nice fi hear yuh vice, finally puttin a vice to di werds pan di boad, look how lang we dey tawk pan boad, now mi know wha yuh soun like...yuh funny eh nuh Yardy mi wanda sometimes if yuh a eediat arr wat...no man mi nah call yuh a eediat, juss dat sometimes mi wanda eff yuh ritid."

    "Lawd Championgal262 yuh dey duh mi bad man, yuh reely tink mi a eediat? mi nuh tink so, but mek dis stay rite yah whey yuh getti fram, mi tink Sweetssop and Chrissy72 addi two eediat dem pon di boad, hehehehe especially di one Sweetssop she, shawp shawp bakka dem is Miss Inez..."

    *speaking in the mind*
    Good gracious, dem people yah nuh know sey mi wuk yah? But watta peeca crawcizz eeh, dem chry nuh put mi inna di cattigory wid Miss Inez and Sweetssop eh nuh, caws dem dey two ooman inna leege by demself, yuh watch fi mi an dem, watch how a gwine mash up dem dally house.


    *dialing Yardy*

    "Yes ma'am, good eveling, mi dey a werk so mi cyaa tan lang. Look hay mississ, pleeze to come affa mi nayme inna yuh kanvastayshan wid Championgal unoo nuh ha nutten adda dan peeple fi tawk bout?"

    *hang up before she could get a word in.*

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  • Chrissy72
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    Originally posted by Sweetssop:
    [qb]
    Originally posted by ChRiSsY72:
    [qb] Hey BoundBrook nuh badda widdi eh nuh, cawz mi wee call mi bad fren dem dem eh nuh. Yuh stay dey dey falla dah instigaytah dey whey name Sweetssop she wee get yuh inna chubble an run whey leff yuh, yuh tan dey, eff yuh fling one more ratten mango ova yah yuh si mi an yuh. [/qb]
    gwey bout u bad fren dem..and u dey dey eena karna a hide fram de mango dem...one did even ketch u eena u farrid...fling some monre ratten mango Boundie she cyaan do u notin [/qb]
    Yuh tan dey an show off yuh colaz. Wait till mi ketch yuh alone, yuh gat nuff mout wen yuh si fren. Watch mi an yuh, yuh figet wha mi duh yuh di laws time? Yuh need fi tek awf dah babby sack an show di scar pan yuh ankle whey mi lick yuh wid a peeca twobifoe.

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  • Chrissy72
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    Originally posted by BoundBrook:
    [qb]
    Originally posted by ChRiSsY72:
    [qb] Hey BoundBrook nuh badda widdi eh nuh, cawz mi wee call mi bad fren dem dem eh nuh. Yuh stay dey dey falla dah instigaytah dey whey name Sweetssop she wee get yuh inna chubble an run whey leff yuh, yuh tan dey, eff yuh fling one more ratten mango ova yah yuh si mi an yuh. [/qb]
    picking up the phone book, looking for my bad friends phone numbers... realize I don't have any bad minded friends... quickly hand Chrissy a towel to help clean up the mango. [/qb]
    All mi haffi duh is shub mi mout troo mi back winda an call mi fren dem an dem rush ova wid dem mashayte, bakkle and bag full a rack stone reddy fidi war. Bout call fren pan telefone.

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  • BoundBrook
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    Originally posted by Sweetssop:
    fling some monre ratten mango Boundie she cyaan do u notin [/QB]
    Hand Mangos over to Sweets and wipe my hands off on the towel

    I can't do it anymore. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] This is too much emotional stress on me. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] I need a drink...

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  • Hush Darlin
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    Originally posted by ChRiSsY72:
    [qb] Hey BoundBrook nuh badda widdi eh nuh, cawz mi wee call mi bad fren dem dem eh nuh. Yuh stay dey dey falla dah instigaytah dey whey name Sweetssop she wee get yuh inna chubble an run whey leff yuh, yuh tan dey, eff yuh fling one more ratten mango ova yah yuh si mi an yuh. [/qb]
    gwey bout u bad fren dem..and u dey dey eena karna a hide fram de mango dem...one did even ketch u eena u farrid...fling some monre ratten mango Boundie she cyaan do u notin

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  • BoundBrook
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    Re: Manitarin di Call-a-Thon

    Originally posted by ChRiSsY72:
    [qb] Hey BoundBrook nuh badda widdi eh nuh, cawz mi wee call mi bad fren dem dem eh nuh. Yuh stay dey dey falla dah instigaytah dey whey name Sweetssop she wee get yuh inna chubble an run whey leff yuh, yuh tan dey, eff yuh fling one more ratten mango ova yah yuh si mi an yuh. [/qb]
    picking up the phone book, looking for my bad friends phone numbers... realize I don't have any bad minded friends... quickly hand Chrissy a towel to help clean up the mango.

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  • Chrissy72
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    Hey BoundBrook nuh badda widdi eh nuh, cawz mi wee call mi bad fren dem dem eh nuh. Yuh stay dey dey falla dah instigaytah dey whey name Sweetssop she wee get yuh inna chubble an run whey leff yuh, yuh tan dey, eff yuh fling one more ratten mango ova yah yuh si mi an yuh.

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  • BoundBrook
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    With Sweetsop behind my back handing me Mango's I fling two or tree or four rotten mangoes in Chrissy's direction...look back to Sweets and ask:

    Did I do it right, just how you asked? [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

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  • Chrissy72
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    Originally posted by Sweetssop:
    [qb] mi dey watch you enno...mi sissey u waan tek wey mi jab....memba sey a dankey beef Ctry a gi u [/qb]
    wich jab yuh dey tawk bout. Yuh did happly fidi wuk to? Atta mi nay si yuh dung dey. Anyways dem ha two moe vaycancee, so yuh can gimmi yuh reyzoomay an applicayshan letta mek mi bring eh een pan di nite shiff. Mi werk split shiff a day time. Mi deh guh back a werk soon. Dem mite mek yuh stawt werk same time as yuh gat nuff hexpeerence. Oh bring yuh degree.

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  • Hush Darlin
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    mi dey watch you enno...mi sissey u waan tek wey mi jab....memba sey a dankey beef Ctry a gi u

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  • Chrissy72
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    Re: Manitarin di Call-a-Thon

    Originally posted by LadyZ:
    [qb] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] Yuh terrible.
    The english accent a kill me [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]
    [/qb]
    Me terrible? A nuh me yuh did ere cawz mi nuh gat English accent [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

    Originally posted by LadyZ:
    [qb]mi get too much suss inna my conversation dem fe poas pon ya [img]/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] [/qb]
    Eff yuh eva

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  • Chrissy72
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    Sweetssop and J-Kid, naily mose mi hawt tring buss. Mi tun up di valume juss fi mek sure mi ere evry werd loud an clear. Mi cudden beleeve she tawkin to im b'foe mi, sumaddy mi hawt always guh boom titty boom fah. Gosh mi haffi admit inna di miggle a lissenin mi neva ere nutten whey Sweetssop dey sey as mi ketch up pan mi self dey mesmerize an gloat pan di soun addi vice whey mi jream fi ere wisparin nice werdz inna mi haze. Mi baddy stawt get nervuss, mi han dem an nose stawt fi sweat, mi lip dem chimble like leef. Massy mi king, mi hawt shiff gear an guh inna ova jrive wen mi ere Sweetssop tell J-Kid sey she like how im soun pan di fone, bout im ave a sexy vice...affa fack im reely gat a sexy vice, one whey wee mek a shy ooman propose to a man. Juss as mi was bout fi tek out mi celli an call di one Sweetssop she an tell har fi enn di call now mi supavisa come tell mi bout mi spendin tummuch time pan one call...*kissteet* effa nay di sake fi lissen een pan dem biznizz mi juss tek awf di unifawn an fling eh dung an call it quits, caw mi nuh like no baddy tell mi how, when and where fi duh mi jab.

    Next call was already in:
    ..."mi dear mam, can you beleeve it? Dem peeple yah pan di boad nuh ezy atall, mi sey mi ax who noe whey mi can get cyaar fi rent a Jamaica, as I shallz be going on a vay-cay-shan and I shallz be stayin in New Kingston...mi cyaa wait fi ketch...but as mi was saying, di one Ms. Powell she nuh hawfah mi har dankey wid stamina den come tawk bout it come wid custam made paddin...kissteet...yuh tink it did stap desso, she even intro mi to hancyawt, bout dem is 2005 maggle...kissteet."

    Laughing uncontrollably on the other end was Pepper who managed to get a few words out while still laughing:
    "Den Jazz, which wanna dem affa dey yuh tek up? Nuh kill mi yah mississ, mek mi calm dung fuss b'foe yuh answa...but tell mi suppen, a wich compinny mek dem dey new maggle hancyawt?"

    Still dieing with laughter and making pounding sounds Pepper continued:

    "...a wanda effa di sedd compinny whey di Prime Monsta did want fi sine deal fi bring een cheep layba cyar compinny pan di Hilan?...whooi mi belly, sumaddy elp mi...lawd diss yah joke too sweet."

    On the other end, Jazz didn't find it amusing, she hissed her teeth before the dial tone hummed in.

    My supervisor was over again, this time I had to sign a warning slip as I had already gotten a verbal one.

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