Herman Cain and Gloria Cain Squabble – Jamaican Style (Satire)
Imagine if Herman Cain was Jamaican and had to face a Jamaican wife after the last revelation of a long term affair. How would that conversation unfold? Well, I have the tape of the squabble between the two. This is an exclusive. Gloria: Herman! Herman! Is what di backside mi a hear pan NBC yah […]
LIVE BROADCAST: Dancehall Star, Vybz Kartel escape (Satire)
Reggae Dancehall star Vybz Kartel has been in police custody in Jamaica since October 1, while he awaits trail for two murder cases. This morning Boardlane TV received reports that the super star has escaped from his jail cell. The reports are that Kartel started a riot at the Horizon Adult Remand Centre in Jamaica […]
Jamaican 2011 Christmas Gift Guide
Are you ready for the holiday gift giving season? Impress your family and friends with hand picked gifts that scream Jamaica. See our 2011 Christmas gift guide below. Jamaican Ackee Tableware Beautiful hand-painted fine bone china tableware and giftware inspired by Jamaica fruits and flowers. Buy It today!!! A Soh It Goh! – BookA Soh […]
Time To Let Go – Memoirs Of An Illegal Alien Part 72
I loved my new routine of work and school. Most of my classes were late in the morning. I worked at night. I had time to run errands and do things I needed to do in the mornings at a time when most people were at work. I also could sleep later in the mornings […]
Yuh Memba de days – Remember This in Jamaica
Memba wen yuh do all yuh homework at school so dat as yuh h reach home yuh ramp so til yuh hear smadddy shout out “yuh madda a ccooooommme!” and yuh dash inna yuh house and change yuh school uniform as yuh would surely get a beaten fi inna yuh uniform at 6pm. Memba wen […]
A Parade of Stars of Jamaican Descent
Jamaicans are known for their adventurous spirit and following their dreams, so it is not surprising that many celebrities have Jamaican heritage. Below is a list of celebs who have proudly come from parents or grandparents who were born and raised in Jamaica. 1) Naomi Campbell The actress and supermodel was born on May 22, […]
Poem: Delightful Dancing Dr Bird
Top hat, tailcoat gleaming blackBeautiful green and iridescent smockHow industrious you seem as you deftly attendYour birds bill lancing deep,Extracting nectar, depositing seed … As you go winging past, I move fastTo see your beauty I try to dart – like youBut I fail miserably.Dancing on air, as you goA skip, a flip – a […]
A Crossroads in Life – Memoirs Of An Illegal Alien Part 71
At first I thought losing my job was a disaster. For the first week I was depressed. I knew my lay off was a scam. It was because of the sexual harassment lawsuit. I was in a helpless situation. The job market was not good as the economy was in a recession from the technology […]
Live Broadcast From Occupy Downtown (Satire) – Jamaican Style
After weeks of watching the resistance movement calling itself “Occupy Wall Street” the Jamaican people themselves have taken to the streets of downtown, Kingston. The number of protesters on scene so far is in the thousands. The protest, which evolved from a network of individuals and groups galvanized by the demonstrations across United States, has […]
Jamaican Culture: Big Bwoy
Big Bwoy is humorous lead character of the Jamaican big bwoy (boy) stories. Most of the stories are naughty and adult in nature. Some are about trickery and deceit. Here are two clean big bwoy jokes. When Big Bwoy Grow Up Teacher went around class, asking students what they want to be when they grow […]