Jamaican Joke: Round of Drinks at the Bar

A Jamaican guy walks into a bar and shouts, “When Mi drink, Everybadi drink!”. Everybody is cheering him and applauding like crazy. Feeling great, he finishes his beer, asks for another one and shouts, “Wen mi drink again, evrybadi get someting fi drink again!”. Once again, everybody is cheering him, he is the hero of […]

Jamaican Joke: Hair Cut

One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies: I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a community service. The florist is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to […]

Jamaican Jokes: A Slow Boat

One day, an ant, a butterfly and a snail were hungry and decided to run a boat. So ant said to butterfly,”go fly out some food dung a di shap nuh” Butterfly said,” mi too tired” So they were all cussing and going on bad, until snail said “alright gi mi di money mek me […]

Jamaican Joke: The Bank Loan

An Jamaican man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to Jamaica on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.   The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the […]