Jamaican Jokes: A Slow Boat

One day, an ant, a butterfly and a snail were hungry and decided to run a boat.

So ant said to butterfly,”go fly out some food dung a di shap nuh”

Butterfly said,” mi too tired”

So they were all cussing and going on bad, until snail said “alright gi mi di money mek me go”.

Three days later they were wondering where snail was with the food and started to cuss.

Suddenly nearby they hear,” yow unnu stap cuss nuh unnu wah mi nuh badda go”