A Jamaican guy walks into a bar and shouts, “When Mi drink, Everybadi drink!”.
Everybody is cheering him and applauding like crazy.
Feeling great, he finishes his beer, asks for another one and shouts, “Wen mi drink again, evrybadi get someting fi drink again!”.
Once again, everybody is cheering him, he is the hero of the bar.
When he is done drinking, he pulls out his wallet and shouts, “wen mi pay mi money, Evry fe pay fi dem to..