Jamaican Jokes – Rastaman Custody Fight

A Rastaman and his Empress inna court getting a divorce. The problem was who should get custody of the child.

The Empress jumped up and said “Your honour, I brought the child into this world with pain and labor. She should be in my custody.”

The judge turned to the Rastaman and said “What do you have to say in the matter?”

The Rastaman sat down for a while contemplating.

Then slowly he rose and said, “Yow…yuh honor, if I and I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi come out, ah who fah Pepsi…I and I or the machine?”