45 Things a girl thinks when a guy does not answer her texts:
- Omg he hates me. He hates me.
- No he doesn’t hate me. His phone probably died.
- Omg that douche he’s ignoring me.
- He’s definitely ignoring me. flipping idiot
- No he probably lost his phone
- He didn’t lose his flipping phone he’s a douche bag
- Did I text him too much?
- He met another girl. idiot
- I’m being ridiculous he is probably just busy
- Omg, he died! Omg he’s dead
- Omg I have to go to the funeral and tell his mother I loved him.
- Wait, what if he has a girlfriend and she’s at the funeral
- Stop it! He’s not dead!
- He thinks I’m annoying. Omg why did I talk so much.
- Flipping jerk. He should love for my annoyingness. Forget him.
- Why hasn’t he texted me!?
- I really thought he was the one.
- Shut up you don’t know if he was the one you just met him.
- Omg he was so the one and now hes with another girl and she’s living my fantasy.
- I’m turning off my phone. That’s it. Im turning it off and hiding it. *Throws phone across the bed.*
- Let me turn it back on that’s stupid.
- Why hasn’t he texted me!
- He never wants to talk to me again. I know it. He hates me.
- Why doesn’t he just tell me he hates me! Douche bag!
- I really miss him. Hes such a good kisser. When he kissed me goodbye the other night, I saw stars!
- Flipping idiot. How dare you not text me back.
- Should I send another text?
- Should I call him?
- No don’t call him you’ll seem like a stalker.
- Omg he thinks I’m a stalker!
- I’m deleting his number. Yup you’re deleted. *screen shots number before deleting it*
- No I shouldn’t delete his number, what if he just lost his phone. *Adds number back to contacts.*
- Why hasn’t he texted me!
- I want ice cream. I want a tub of ice cream. Life sux. All men suck.
- Forget him. I’m gonna text my ex.
- Omg I’m being ridiculous he probably just is busy or something.
- Busy sleeping some slut
- Why do I always think the worst!
- Happy thoughts. Happy thoughts.
- Why hasn’t he texted me??
- Really, why hasn’t he texted me.
- I’m so hurt. What a douche bag!
- How could anyone do this to a nice girl. I’m a nice girl.
- I need to relax. He probably lost his phone.
- Omg he just texted me, I love him!
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