• Wed, 24 June 2026

Poem: I Love You

I love you  today yesterday  tomorrow I love you  so deep so divine so beautiful that my love is way beyond the stars touching many galaxies I love you Yes I love you I love you that even you could not believe, dream, vision this love exist.   Empress Maxine Foster

Is it really cheating? – Memoirs of An Illegal Alien Part 103

Jerome was the new pharmacy manager at the store. He was half Puerto Rican and half Dominican, tall and in his early 40’s. He and I got along well. He was married to a Jamaican lady of East Indian descent. He would call her his “coolie Jamaican wife” jokingly. I had stopped using the word […]

BOARDLANE TV: Jamaicans Grieve Over Brazil’s Crushing Defeat. (Funny Spoof)

The Voice finally went live on Nov 4th, with Team Adam and Team Blake giving performances throughout the night. However, the NBC show saved the best for last. The Jamaican songstress, Tessanne Chin, absolutely stole the show with her mind-blowingly soulful rendition of Jimmy Cliff‘s “Many Rivers To Cross.” With the voting round now open, Boardlane TV wanted […]

Jamaican Jokes: We are getting divorced

An elderly Jamaican man in May Pen calls his son, Devon, in New York and says, “I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 45 years of marriage… and that much misery is enough!” “Daddy, what are you talking about?” the […]

Red Bull & Pepper In She Panty – Memoirs of An Illegal Alien Part 102

Nicola Roche, was making my life very complicated. She was not the “last hurray” before I got married.  Nicole was more that a fling in my life. I was in love with her.  After that first kiss things started to move rapidly. Not towards sex but we were spending more time together. We did not […]

Jamaican Jokes: Do you know me?

Jamaican lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they’re not prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Falmouth small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grand motherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, “Mrs. Jones, do you know me?” She responded, “Why, yes of course me […]

I think I am in love – Memoirs of An Illegal Alien Part 101

Nicola Roche had it all. She was beautiful.  She had great personality. She had a great body. She was very smart. She looked like a “mix” between Lisa Hanna the (last Jamaican to win Miss World) and actress Halle Berry. In fact she had entered Miss Jamaica and was the first runner up (2nd place).  […]

5 Things Jamaicans Hate

Jamaicans like many others cultures have things they hate. They say the British hate hearing butchered American English. They say American hate waiting on the phone for Customer Service. Here are our picks for the top 5 things Jamaicans hate. Is there anything missing from this list? We want to hear from you!   1. […]

What is Fi Yu Cyaa Be Unfi You: What Is For You – Part 27

My last few days in Jamaica flew by. I went to Mandeville for a day to see those grandparents one final time and I spent a day with my grandparents that lived in Kingston as well. That evening, I went over to Adrianne’s house for dinner to say goodbye to that branch of the family […]