A likkle roast on the side: Memoirs Of An Illegal Alien Part 59
My employee review was not what I expected. It was terrible. It was based on our team achieving phone call quotas. We did not get the number of calls that my manger had set as a goal for my team. I knew some of the call drop-off happened because of my distractions the last few […]
The Twin – part #1 – Granny B’s funeral in Jamaica
The ultrasound confirmed my fears, twin, and two boys; at age 36 this was considered a ‘high risk’ pregnancy, however, I managed to go through the entire pregnancy without a hitch. I worked up to the day before I gave birth to two healthy, cute boys weighing in at 5lb.8oz, and 6lb.2oz. They were the […]
Too Experienced : Memoirs Of An Illegal Alien Part 58
She doesn’t want me aroundShe got something to hideI think she wants a clownSomeone to take for a ride But I keep telling her…I am too experienced to be taken for a strollToo experience for someone to rock and rollI am too experience to be taken for a rideI know it is not my foolish […]
Matters of Attention: Memoirs Of An Illegal Alien Part 57
There was something going on with the neighbors 3 doors away on our floor. There was too much traffic at night in and out of that apartment. People were entering and exiting the apartment within a 2 minute spam. I also found an empty zip-lock bag with some white “rock” residue near the stairs. I […]
Anarchy
War start in the west and a spread to the east And we see the underbelly of the criminal beast Chaos and disorder, mayhem and murder As the violence keeps spreading further and further Thugs have taken control of the streets Police have to beat a hasty retreat Gunshot a buss every minute, every […]
A Prayer for Jamaica
Our Father You are the Watchful Eye Over this Land of Wood and Water We ask of You To help us to reverse the curse To give our Leaders the courage To guide this Nation to its Greatness That’s already instilled in her People Help us! Dear Father As we are One People Out of […]
June 2010 Caribbean American Heritage Month Celebrations Listing For The United States
CALIFORNIA What: Caribbean Heritage Salute to Hollywood & the ArtsHonoring: Actress- Tatyana Ali, Art Director, Walt Disney Animation – Ian Gooding, VP, Jackie Robinson Foundation – Nichol Whiteman When: Friday , June 25th, 2010Time: 6:30 p.m. – 11:00 pmWhere: The Ebell of Los Angeles, 743 South Lucerne Blvd. ,Los Angeles, CAAbout: Proceeds to benefit Actor […]
Mi Cry Fe De Rock
RawHTML: Mi cry fe de rock, fe we land ah wood an wataMi cry fe de bloodshed, the innocent ah get slawtaMi cry fe de pickney weh nah go live to see tomorraAn mi cry fe de innocence dem tek weh forevva Mi cry fe de rock, we get sell out by de politician Terty […]
Sale… Jamaican Life
Man ah get gun down an blood ah run inna de guttasAn everybody up in arms ah bawl an ah wailJamaican life… fe sale… cheap, cheapAn we have takers…An de Maddas ah cry, an de sista dem ah weepJamaican life… fe sale… cheap, cheap Policeman ah get bun out an de bomb dem ah drapgunman […]
Parody: Jamaicans Aid in the Clean Up of Massive Oil Spill
Boardlane TV has learned that BP has solicited an expert group of Jamaicans to assist with the clean up efforts of the massive oil spill off the Gulf of Mexico. Boardlane TV has exclusive video of the meeting that took place between the Jamaicans and BP at the site of the disaster and the results of […]