Jamaican 2010 Christmas Gift Guide
Are you ready for the holiday gift giving season? Impress your family and friends with hand picked gifts that scream Jamaica. See our 2010 Christmas gift guide below. A Soh Wi Do It! – BookA Soh Wi Do It! (ASWDI) is a hilarious collection of character – driven sketches that represent all things Jamaican. The […]
Business Marriage – The Good, The Bad and The Ugly : Memoirs Of An Illegal Alien Part 62
The wedding date is finally set. After delays and some excuses Rosa has finally committed to a date. We will be getting married in 9 months. She has finished school and was now working as a doctor at Broward General. She was getting a huge salary. One I could probably never be able to get […]
Why Jamaican Children Do Not Trick Or Treat – Halloween in Jamaica
Ever wonder why Jamaican Children do not participate in Trick or Treat during Halloween in Jamaica? Maybe this sketch will explain it. Benny: (Knocking on the door) Good eveling… anybady deh here? Ms Clarice: Is who dat a knack pan di door dem hours a clack when mi a look fi turn in to bed? (Hurrying […]
Wedding Adventure Part 2 : Memoirs Of An Illegal Alien Part 61
It was Uncle Teddy’s wedding day. We were able to sleep a little later as it was an afternoon wedding. The telephone woke me up at about 10:30 am. “Hello” I thought it was Uncle Teddy. “What’s up” the voice was familiar but I was still half asleep. “Nothing much” I replied as I tried […]
Wedding Adventure Part 1 : Memoirs Of An Illegal Alien Part 60
Uncle Teddy called us with some good news. He was getting married. I was very happy for him but knew it would not play a major role on me getting a green card. If we were to attempt to get a green card through Uncle Teddy it would take a very long time. First he […]
Buju
All now me cyaa stop feel the pain The Gargamel get lock up fi cocaine The driver him neva stop at all ‘Til him reach way behind the prison wall The Feds say that them did catch him in action Negotiating a narcotics transaction Them use surveillance tape […]
Boardlane Live Broadcasting from the Buju Banton trial in Tampa, FL – Part 1
Boardlane TV has been following the trial of reggae superstar Mark Myrie, also known as ‘Buju Banton’ since the court session began. Banton is on trial for conspiracy to possess with intent to distribute five or more kilogrammes of cocaine. He could get a maximum of 20 years to life in prison if convicted. Buju […]
Why I Don’t Go To The Market
I wish I could go to the market. Coronation Market, specifically. It’s so much cheaper to buy your fruits and vegetables there, rather than the supermarket. But I can’t go to the market. At least, not by myself. Because I simply do not speak the language necessary to get the market prices. I do not […]
Poem: Tenky Miss Lou, Tenky
Mi is a born Jamaican, an mi proud An yuh fi feel proud to Fi walk roun an big up yuh chest An say tanks to Miss Lou When she did start, she neva know A ow it woulda go An nuff nuff people wen da laugh An a call her poppyshow But she galang […]
21 Photos of Miss Lou Through The Years
On September 7th the world celebrates Miss Lou Day for Jamaica’s beloved Louise Simone Bennett-Coverley OM, OJ, MBE known “Miss Lou” . Why September 7th? The Jamaica premier authority on culture, Miss Lou was born on September 7th, 1919 and died in July 26, 2006. Check out our photo gallery tribute “21 Photos of Miss […]