A Jamaican moved to Barbados and bought a donkey from an old Bajan farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day, the Bajan farmer drove up and said, “Sorry, but I have some bad news. The donkey dead”. The Jamaican said, “Well dat alrite, just gi mi, mi money back”.
Bajan farmer replies, “Can’t do that. I spend the money already.
The Jamaican says, “Ok, den. Just leave the donkey wid me”.
“What are you going to do with it?” The Bajan farmer asked.
The Jamaican responds, “A goin raffle de donkey”.
Bajan farmer, “You can’t raffle a dead donkey!”
Jamaican, “Yeah man. Watch. I nah tell nobody it dead.”
A month later the farmer met up with the Jamaican and asked, “What ‘appened with that dead donkey?”
Jamaican, “Bwoy you waa si de donkey raffle off. I sell 1000 tickets at $2.00 a piece and make a profit of $1898.00”
Bajan: “Didn’t anyone cuss?’ Jamaican: “Just de bredda who win, suh mi geim him $2.00 back………”
Jamaican: “So bredren, u ave no cow a sell????”