In Jamaica, pride is a highly-valued personal trait so apologies don’t come easy. Jamaicans have basically mastered the art of saying “sorry” without saying, “sorry”. If you are ever in a situation where you need to apologize but you don’t really want to, here are 10 Jamaican ways to patch things up:
When a Jamaican feels remorse but don’t want to outright apologize, a simple “hush” can express regret without admitting fault.
“Nuh bada gwan suh” – Don’t behave like that
Jamaicans use this phrase when they feel a tinge of guilt and want to end the quarrel. It’s like saying, “let’s move on,” and, “don’t forget to smile”.
“Yuh know seh wi a fren from long time, mi wouldn’t do dat man” – You know we are long-time friends, I wouldn’t do that.
While the Jamaican, in fact, did something offensive but doesn’t want to own up to the dirty deed.
“Mi neva mean it like that man” – That wasn’t my intention.
When someone takes offence to something said by a Jamaican, this is the usual “apology”.
“Yuh know seh anno suh mi did mean it man, relax nuh” – You know that wasn’ t my intention. Please, calm down.
This is similar, Jamaicans use this line when they say something really offensive. Emphasis on the ‘yuh know seh’ and the ‘relax’ with a smile, maybe even throwing in a playful shove.
“Wah yah gwaan suh fa, a mistake” – Why are you behaving like this? It was a mistake.
When a Jamaican wants to downplay the situation by claiming that it was a mistake when, in fact, it wasn’t.
“A accident, a never purpose” – It was an accident. I didn’t do it purposefully.
In moments of shock or surprise, Jamaicans use this line to stress that their actions were entirely accidental and unintentional. You’ll notice a sudden widening of the eyes, for effect.
“It never that bad” – It wasn’t that bad.
This is the popular line used by Jamaican parents who feel guilty about punishing their kids but refuse to apologize.
“Aight, aight, done now nuh” – Alright, Alright, stop now.
This is a skillful way Jamaicans shifts blame by inferring that you are making much out of a simple matter.
“Then easy now nuh man” – Calm down now, please
If you’re dating a Jamaican, expect them to use this line to escape an argument.
Now that we have armed you, use with discretion but, go forth and mend your relationships.
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