Jamaican Bus Ride Instructions by a Conducta
Bus driver speaking on the intercom: Welcome to Bus numba 40, running from Papine to Down Town Kingston. Please direct your attention to di Ducta who will instruct yuh on our safety and model features. ConDucta : Hail up massive! We want you to know that you are riding on the safest bus dat run […]
Belize’s Inn at Robert’s Grove Honored with 2010 TripAdvisor Travelers’ Choice Award
Belmopan, Belize, February 01, 2010 –(PR.com)– The Inn at Robert’s Grove was chosen as one of the Top Ten Best Family Hotels in Central & South America by TripAdvisor® in its 2010 Travelers’Choice® awards. Now in its eighth year, the annual TripAdvisor Travelers’ Choice awards honor the world’s best hotels, earning their distinction from those […]
Dread’s Hilarious Response to a Customer Service Job Interview
Imagine a Rastaman going on an interview for a customer service job. Here are the questions and his Interpretation: Why are you leaving your present job? Di sour bway mi wok fah waan accuse di I a teifing small commodities affa di shelf.. so mi an im naah deal – mek im gwey! Why should […]
GPS Navigation System – Jamaican Style Part 2
Devon is about to catch a flight back to NY from Norman Manley airport and approaches a back up miles away from the airport. He is driving a rental equipped with GPS Navigation and decides to use it to get out of his predicament. Devon: Man it come in like disyah traffic a tun stale […]
GPS Navigation System – Jamaican Style Part 1
Adolphous buys a SUV equipped with a GPS Navigation system. He just arrived from country and is new to Kingston and needs the GPS to direct him. Adolphous: What a way dem Kingston Rd congested and canfusing.. Den half a di road sign dem pap dung.. How di hell mi ago reach Hope Rd and […]
A Dread Response – At the hospital
Rastaman is stabbed in a confrontation and takes himself to the hospital. Here are the questions and his Interpretation: Can I help you sir? Lady yuh si mi bleed out baxide a yuh ask if mi wan help? Ooman stap di lali-gagging an call di Dacta fi aparate pan mi now .. Sir yuh have […]
A Dread Response – Interview with a Bank
Imagine a Rastaman going on an interview with a Bank. Here are the questions and his Interpretation: Name: Bobo Dread Amaka Baka Fari Age – I man noh count birtdayDate of Birth – Mi sey Rasta noh deal wid dem tings deh manAddress – Uppa di Hills a WesmorlanTel. No. – I man Doan participate ina […]
A Dread’s response – Coming to America
A Rastaman trying to enter Canada via Norman Manley Airport. Here are the questions and his Interpretation: Good Morning, Can I have your name please? King Dahjah AKA Maka-dread! Hail to Selasihi .. rula of Zion and King of all Kings. It is I who shot di Sherif but I neva shoot di Deputy – […]
