Jamaican Jokes: Mango Time

Two men were stoning a mango tree, trying to hit down a large mango right in the top, when one said to the other: “All de stone we a stone, suppose de mango no ripe?”

“True,” said his friend, “Check it out nuh.”

The first man then climbed the tree, went way to the top where the limbs were dangerously thin, felt the mango
and came back down.

“It ripe,” he said to his friend. “We naa fling stone fi nutten.” Back down the tree he went and then they began to stone the mango tree again.

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