Things Jamaicans Hate
There are things Jamaican don’t like but nothing compares to what they hate.
1. Gi dem drinks wid too much ice
2. Go ah nine night an noh rum deh bout
3. Splash dem up wid wata wen dem inna di swimming pool
4. Give dem soup widout dumpling or any type of hard food
5. Hang out clothes dem jus done wash and rain start fall
6. Share out food fe yuself and tek di biggest piece a meat
7. When family members leave the bum bag open an mek it dry up
8. When race a run in the Olympics and nuh Jamaicans nuh inna it…TV lack aff!!
There are things Jamaican don’t like but nothing compares to what they hate. Here are a list of 8 things Jamaicans hate
- Gi dem drinks wid too much ice
- Go ah nine night an noh rum deh bout
- Splash dem up wid wata wen dem inna di swimming pool
- Give dem soup widout dumpling or any type of hard food
- Hang out clothes dem jus done wash and rain start fall
- Share out food fe yuself and tek di biggest piece a meat
- When family members leave the bum bag open an mek it dry up
- When race a run in the Olympics and nuh Jamaicans nuh inna it…TV lack aff!!
© Written by Joelle C. Wright October, 2014
Books by the Author: A Soh Wi Do It! , A Soh It Goh & A Soh Dem Gwaan!
About the Writer
Wendy is an aspiring playwriter and the author of the books “A Soh Wi Do It!” & “A Soh It Goh!”. She recently completed her third book “A Soh Dem Gwaan!” . Many of her ‘Jamaicanized’ stories and original sketches have been ‘viral’ on the Internet for several years. Many who have read her work has been known to laugh uncontrollably from the hilarious portrayal of the characters in the sketches. Wendy’s impressive writing portfolio includes the very funny Jamaicanized version of the Titanic, Cinderella (Punchinella) and most recently the sketch on the American Airline crash in Jamaica. Her work has been featured on the Jamaicans.com forums for over 12 years and enjoyed by many around the world. Check out her website for more information on her books and appearances – http://www.ackeepodpublishing.com/
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Joelle "Wendy" Cohen Wright is an author of character-driven Jamaican sketch comedy. She developed her love for sketch comedy after enrolling in a speech drama club in a Kingston primary school, where she won countless awards for her theatre performances.
Joelle is fast becoming one of the Caribbean's well-loved comedy writers. With her irrepressible sense of humor and a flair for dramatics, Joelle's writing style has the right comedic timing that is sure to induce laughter through her storytelling abilities in Jamaican patois. Ever the natural comedienne, she adds a fiery jolt of pure comic bliss to her series of characters and hilarious interpretations of Jamaican every day life.
Her first collection of sketches, "A Soh Wi Do It!" was published in 2010 and made rave reviews from readers across the world. The author dedicated the following years to penning the hilarious come backs entitled, "A Soh It Goh!" and "A Soh Dem Gwaan." Joelle holds a post graduate degree from the University of Maryland, University College, MD.
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