7 Things that set Jamaican Mothers off
The little girl was about 10 years old and seemed to be listening intently as her mother spoke to her. The little girl “snapped” something back at her mother with an attitude. The 10 year old gave the wrong response to her Jamaican mother. She did one of the things that set off Jamaican mothers, “back chat”. […]
Jamaican Jokes: HiJack
A Jamaican man named Peter stood up in the plane and shouted ‘HiJack’. Chaos broke out in the plane. People were running around. Jack stood up and said ‘ Hi Peter’ I did not know you were on this flight?
Jamaican Jokes: Magic Trick
A Jamaican and Guyanese went in a shop. As they were busy looking, Guyanese guy stole 3 chocolate bars. As they left the store,Guyanese said to Jamaican,”Man I’m the best thief ever, I stole 3 chocolates and no one saw me, u cant beat that” Jamaican replied: “u wa see something better, mek we go […]
Jamaican Jokes: Sugar FREE
A Jamaican man went into a store and picked up a bottle of juice and a bag of sugar and only paid for the juice and walked out. He got arrested for stealing the sugar and when he went to court the judge asked him why he steel the sugar? Then he replied. Yuh Honor […]
Jamaican Jokes: Jamaican on the sun
Three men were working together, one was a Russian one an American and the other a Jamaican. The Russian says, guys did you know we were the first to go into space, the American said, you shut up we were the first to go on the moon, knowing a Jamaican, he won’t loose an argument, […]
Jamaican Jokes: Mosquitoes
Some American soldiers were having a training session with some Jamaican soldiers at Twickenham park in St. Catherine. At the end of the day they all gathered in their tents to relax. However that wouldn’t happen because the mosquitoes wouldn’t give them a chance. They tried everything to get rid of the mosquitoes but all […]
Someone Has To Pay The Rent – Memoirs of An Illegal Alien Part 114
I have to go on living my life. I could not let the drama from being an illegal alien stop me from doing the things I had to do. I had learned that having a routine and keeping busy helped keep my mind off my situation. One of the things I had to take care […]
Jamaican Jokes: Crocodile Pool
There was a Jamaican man who had nuff riches … big car, house on the hill, gal, money and odda ray ray ray. Many men wished to be in his shoes. Since the rich man knew this, he took it upon himself to put some of these men on a little test for his riches. […]
21 Things To Do When You’re Invited to a Jamaican Cookout
So your Jamaican friend invites you to a party and you are scared of being the only Non-Jamaican there. You are afraid that you will stick out like a sore thumb and you have no idea what the Jamaican Cookout etiquette is like. Well, here is a list of things we like and don’t like […]
Jamaican Joke: The Jamaican Doctor
A newly qualified Jamaican Doctor can’t find a job so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside “GET TREATMENT FOR $20 – IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100”. A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic… Lawyer : “I have lost my sense of taste.” […]