Yaad Fowl And Farrin Fowl PART 3 – The Wedding
Yaad fowl asked farrin fowl to be her maid of honor at the wedding and invited her back to Jamaica for the event. It was to be held on a Saturday evening in the sweltering heat in front of dozens of different species of birds from across the island. Yaad fowl was in her roost […]
Yaad Fowl – Farrin Fowl Come To Jamdung- Part1
Farrin fowl decides to a visit Jamaica to spend vacation with Yaad fowl. Yaad fowl came to to pick up farrin fowl at Palisadoes airport. Farrin Fowl: (waving fluffy white wings) Hi there! Yoohhoo over here.Yaad Fowl: (turning around) Oh! Mi neva even know sey a yuh dat farrina. Yuh look so white an featherful […]
Yaad Fowl Part2- Yaad Fowl Come To Farrin
Yaad Fowl gets a invitation to America to hang with farrin Fowl. Farrin Fowl was waiting at the airport for the arrival of Yaad Fowl. Twenty minutes had past since the time the plane was to arrive. Farrin Fowl watched the clock as another 1o minutes went by. Now she was getting impatient. Farrin Fowl: […]
Conversation Between Pregnant men.
Imagine if men were to get pregnant. How would they handle it and what would that conversion sound like. Turn your imagination to a few men at the Doctor’s office for regular Pregnancy check ups. This would more likely be the conversation JesusDread: Rasta George disyah gut in front a mi a kill mi back! […]
Jamaica Win Di Race – Original Poem
So Miriam yuh noh hear what gwaan dung a Berlin? Mi dear di bway Bolt noh mash up worl recard and ting Di Jamaicans gallop lef di hole a dem wey come fi challenge Di lan weh gi birt to Quarrie, McKenley and Merlin’ When dem line dem up an sey dem fi get […]
Punchinella – The Cinderella Story Jamaican Style
Punchinella never got along with her two stepsisters – Precious and Peaches She had an Evil stepmother who was married to her first Uncle before she married her fada Poor likkle Punchinella day and night on har knees scrubbing the floor wid di Geenie Floor polish. Di step sista dem neva do no work aound […]
The Titanic – Jamaican Style
The Titanic was about to set sail from England with hundreds of Jamaicans aboard. Fitzroy Brown said his goodbye to his wife. Fitzroy: “Airight baby Love ..tek care til mi come back yuh hear…yuh done know sey when mi reach a Englan’ an get mi papas straight mi wi sen fi yuh soh wi can live nice […]
Live broadcasting from the scene of American Airlines flight 331
An American Airlines plane crashed and broke in two after landing at the Norman Manley International Airport in Kingston a short while ago. The aircraft carried over 145 passengers and crew most of them Jamaicans returning home. Boardlane TV news was on site to interview some of the passengers that were able to speak to […]
Jamaican Bus Ride Instructions by a Conducta
Bus driver speaking on the intercom: Welcome to Bus numba 40, running from Papine to Down Town Kingston. Please direct your attention to di Ducta who will instruct yuh on our safety and model features. ConDucta : Hail up massive! We want you to know that you are riding on the safest bus dat run […]
Dread’s Hilarious Response to a Customer Service Job Interview
Imagine a Rastaman going on an interview for a customer service job. Here are the questions and his Interpretation: Why are you leaving your present job? Di sour bway mi wok fah waan accuse di I a teifing small commodities affa di shelf.. so mi an im naah deal – mek im gwey! Why should […]