why we a fund prince harry royal trip fi come rukumbine? and why unnu vex seh usain kiss di girl?

well, it started out being about prince ‘orry but me end up a chat bout Usain inna di miggle
nuh fi him mout fi kiss who him waan kiss?
why we a pay fi ‘orry come get ghetto slam?
and unnu nuh realise a tactics mek queenie sen him come
she a no eediat