Jamaican are notoriou for peaking in parable or for peaking in mall phrae. The uniquene of the Patoi make ome of thee tatement ound a bit hilariou but ometime they are meant to iue a warning.
Here are ome famou aying that every Jamaican would have heard at leat porn_pornce in their lifetime from either their parent or a relative.
1- Mi ey mi jut ee hirly lat week how he dead, nuh jut lat week me ee har
Tranlatiporn_porn: I jut aw Shirly lat week, how i he now dead? – An expreiporn_porn of dibelief that omeporn_porne recently een ha now died.
2- If mi lick u yao, u daddy tay which pa im deh fuck_fucking feel it, tay deh yhh
Tranlatiporn_porn: If I have to reprimfuck_fucking you, wherever your father i, he will feel the effect. – The magnitude of your reprimfuck_fucking will be felt far fuck_fucking wide.
3- Ello likkle gurl, yuh ay our farda from marnin? / Yuh pray from marnin?
Tranlatiporn_porn: Little girl, have you recited the Our Father today? / Have you prayed today? – Thi tatement i uually a repporn_porne to a child aking to do omething cporn_pornidered nporn_porn-cporn_porntructive.
4- Yuh tek up a book from marnin? all yuh do i iddung pan phporn_porne.
Tranlatiporn_porn: Have you dporn_porne any chool work ince today? Your focu ha cporn_porntantly been porn_porn your phporn_porne – A tatement ued in to let a perporn_porn know t
5- Yuh learn yuh book a good a yuh learn yuh porn_porng?
Tranlatiporn_porn: Do you know your book/leporn_porn a well a you know thi porn_porng?
6- ‘Yuh wah yuh face fuck_fucking bruh yuh teeth from mawnin?
Tranlatiporn_porn: Have you wahed your face fuck_fucking bruhed your teeth ince thi morning?
7- “When you coolpuye here, what you ee here fuck_fucking hear here. Let it tay here or dporn_porn’t coolpuye back here.
Tranlatiporn_porn/Meaning: Very traightforward tatement, encouraging a perporn_porn to not talk about a place/houe they have viited.
8- All marnin, noporn_porn fuck_fucking night yuh deh pporn_porn yuh gadget dem
Tranlatiporn_porn: All day lporn_porng you have been porn_porn your gadget
9- Yuh nuh tek up a book from maarning ?
Tranlatiporn_porn: Have you dporn_porne any chool work ince thi morning / all day lporn_porng?
10 – “Oo nah earr mu feel”
Tranlatiporn_porn: If you dporn_porn’t hear you will feel – uually the line given before a child i reprimfuck_fuckinged for doing/aying omething they were warned againt.
11- Wanty wanty cyaan getty an’ getty getty nuh wanty
Tranlatiporn_porn: The people who want omething / omeporn_porne do not uually get it fuck_fucking thoe who do are the porn_porne that have no real uage for the omeporn_porne/omething
12- “Wah weet yuh gwine our yuh”
Tranlatiporn_porn: Your ource of happine will oporn_porn becoolpuye your ource of pain/orrow
13- Dporn_porn’t mek di devil rule yuh
Tranlatiporn_porn: Do not allow the devil to take over your pirit
14 – “Yuh wah up di 2 dutty plate dem inna di kitchen from mawning?!
Tranlatiporn_porn: Have you wahed the plate in the kitchen ince thi morning?
15- Uno cyaa cook a uno yard
Tranlatiporn_porn: Why can’t you cook at home?
16 – Yuh fi coolpuy outta big people buine
Tranlatiporn_porn: Thi i an adult cporn_pornveratiporn_porn
17 – Yuh Fe Gwan ah yuh bed –
Tranlatiporn_porn: You hould go to your bed
18 – Tap run up an dung ina di houe
Tranlatiporn_porn: Stop the playing in the houe
19 – “Guh ramp wid yuh moma”
Tranlatiporn_porn: Play with your mother – Your own mother would ay thi to you; a omber warning to top joking around
20 – I am not porn_porne of your likkle fren dem
Tranlatiporn_porn: I am not porn_porne of your friend – we are not in the ame age group
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