Why Jamaican Children Do Not Trick Or Treat

Benny: **Knock knock** Good eveling.. anybady in dere Ms Hortence: A who dat a knack pan di door dem hours a clack when mi a look fi turn in sah ..COMING!! HOLE AN.. Weh mi glasses deh..oh si it yah Benny: A me miss Hortence. Mi an Tony, Rico, Tamas, an Peta a Trick ‘o […]

Arrested StingRay Speaks (Patwa Style)

Good day to you all, there has been a wave of news reports surrounding the arrest of the suspected StingRay in the Steve Irwin case. Earlier news reported the arrest of the suspect who calls himself “Stinga-Ray”. It was learnt that the Stingray is an immigrant from the island of Jamaica who was in Australia […]

Yaad Fowl And Farrin Fowl PART 3 – The Wedding

Yaad fowl asked farrin fowl to be her maid of honor at the wedding and invited her back to Jamaica for the event. It was to be held on a Saturday evening in the sweltering heat in front of dozens of different species of birds from across the island. Yaad fowl was in her roost […]

Yaad Fowl – Farrin Fowl Come To Jamdung- Part1

  Farrin fowl decides to a visit Jamaica to spend vacation with Yaad fowl. Yaad fowl came to to pick up farrin fowl at Palisadoes airport. Farrin Fowl: (waving fluffy white wings) Hi there! Yoohhoo over here.Yaad Fowl: (turning around) Oh! Mi neva even know sey a yuh dat farrina. Yuh look so white an featherful […]

Yaad Fowl Part2- Yaad Fowl Come To Farrin

Yaad Fowl gets a invitation to America to hang with farrin Fowl. Farrin Fowl was waiting at the airport for the arrival of Yaad Fowl. Twenty minutes had past since the time the plane was to arrive. Farrin Fowl watched the clock as another 1o minutes went by. Now she was getting impatient. Farrin Fowl: […]

Conversation Between Pregnant men.

Imagine if men were to get pregnant. How would they handle it and what would that conversion sound like. Turn your imagination to a few men at the Doctor’s office for regular Pregnancy check ups. This would more likely be the conversation JesusDread: Rasta George disyah gut in front a mi a kill mi back! […]

Jamaica Win Di Race – Original Poem

So Miriam yuh noh hear what gwaan dung a Berlin? Mi dear di bway Bolt noh mash up worl recard and ting Di Jamaicans gallop lef di hole a dem wey come fi challenge Di lan weh gi birt to Quarrie, McKenley and Merlin’   When dem line dem up an sey dem fi get […]

Punchinella – The Cinderella Story Jamaican Style

Punchinella never got along with her two stepsisters – Precious and Peaches She had an Evil stepmother who was married to her first Uncle before she married her fada Poor likkle Punchinella day and night on har knees scrubbing the floor wid di Geenie Floor polish. Di step sista dem neva do no work aound […]

Carriacou Maroon & String Band Music Festival

Dateline St. George’s: Established in 2001, the Carriacou Maroon Music Festival is a unique indigenous event that celebrates the rich history and culture of Carriacou. For 2010 it is being merged with a string band competition to create a single compelling event that focuses on preserving the rich cultural expressions of Carriacou. The Carriacou Maroon […]