Jamaican Joke: Jamaican Marriage Counselling
A group of Jamaican men attended a Marriage Seminar on “How to create a loving relationship with your wife.” “How many of you love your wife?” asked the moderator. All hands went up. “How many of you remind your wife of that love often?” Of the 35, three hands went up. “When was the last […]
Ten (un)Savoury Jamaican Menu Items
One thing that takes centre stage at any Jamaican gathering is food. No get-together is complete without it, so disappointment is sure to set in if the ‘staff of life’ isn’t part of the proceedings. Jamaicans continue to live their history in some of the items that find their way to table, some of which […]
Jamaican Joke: Smartphone
There was Jamaican man who refused to buy a smartphone even though every he knew had one. Then one day he had a revelation after using a smartphone that convinced him that he had to get one. He was so excited about his new revelation he told it to a friend. Here is what he said: […]
Jamaican Joke – Letter to God
A man became desperate after praying to God to help him. Not seeing any help coming to him he decided to write to God instead. He wrote, “Gad mi tiad fi pray an yuh nah ansa mi. Sumtime mi wanda if yuh caan hear mi. Suh mi tink it betta fi mi write yuh caa […]
7 Ways Jamaicans Celebrate the New Year
For many of us, the approach of a new year is when we review that we’ve accomplished in the past twelve months and outline what we plan to achieve in the future. It is also when we celebrate the hope of new and exciting things to come. We also re-work, or try to ‘wheel and […]
7 Things Jamaican Women Notice About Other Women
Jamaican people are like no other nationality under the sun and the women are even more unique. Talk to a Jamaican woman about the first time her life touched yours and she’ll tell you things you had no idea she even noticed. Introduce her to another female and in the time it takes to get […]
Jamaican Joke: The Empty Car
This is a true incident that happened in MoBay about a month ago. A man was hitchhiking on a very dark night in the middle of a storm. The storm was so strong that he could hardly see his feet in front of him. Suddenly a car stopped next to him. Without thinking, he got […]
8 Lies Jamaicans Tell All The time
One thing Jamaicans are known for is their inventiveness. As people say, necessity is the mother of invention and we are nothing if not creative with our lies. This talent for making up stories is especially evident when there’s a need for a delaying tactic or if there’s something or someone we want to avoid. […]
9 Medical Lies Your Jamaican Mother Told You
Even as adults, the first thing you do when you get sick is turn to your mother for advice. Homemade remedies passed down through generations have a prominent place in Jamaican families. However, you might be surprised to know that your great great grandmother’s cure all has been disproved by science. Here are 9 medical […]
7 Reasons Why We Miss Air Jamaica
There are certain ‘Things Jamaican’ that people from ‘The Rock’ hold in high regard, and Air Jamaica is one of these. Frequent flyers have fond memories of the Lovebird, and when asked about the airline, which had its debut flight in April 1966 and took to the skies for the last time in May 2010, […]